Tel Aviv 4/18/2012
From the restaurant to the Interior office I get lost. Not
even my google maps can help me. Phones can be no use at times when you need
them the most. I resort to asking for directions. It turns out that I need to turn around
completely. "No problem" I think to myself, "I need to work off this big lunch I
just ate". It begins to get cold. I take out my just in case sweater from my
supplies bag on my back. To clarify, this is just a regular backpack but I’m
getting very carried away with this oratory.
It’s now super duper windy outside
like you never believe it. I overhear a mother on her cell phone telling her
children to close the windows in their house and stay inside. It’s dangerous! I
get a particle in my eye as I’m walking and can now only see out of one eye!
Despite my compromised vision and the cloudy skies, I strategically decide to
put my sunglasses on to protect my seeing eye from catching any particles. This
strategy proves successful and no other
dust particles infiltrate my seeing eye. Eventually the compromised eye flushes
out the particle and I’m now at 100% vision for the rest of my trek. [This would be perfect placement for a Visine ad:)].
I approach the building that houses the Ministry of the
Interior. I get checked by security checkpoint number one for the second time
today. Again, no joking with these serious security guards even though it’s my
second visit to the building. I pass the building directly. “Pfff” I think to
myself. I continue onwards directly to the Ministry of the Interior.
I wait in line to get past security checkpoint number two. Happily
I note to myself that the corridor is flushed with people, and that the once
shuttered windows are now open. The Ministry is now working hard during their TWO
FULL HOURS of operations. Mind you also that this office serves the city of
Tel Aviv, for all intents and purposes Israel’s capital city (although
technically Jerusalem holds that title).
The line is looking long so I pull out
my book again. I’m the only one waiting in line who has such an interesting
book. “I came prepared” I remark to myself. People look me up and down. I think
they are jealous that I’m so entertained while waiting in this extremely
annoying line. There is a lot of shouting. Laughter too. Close to half an hour
passes. My turn is approaching. I quickly put my book away into my supplies bag
and pull out my Israeli ID card and leasing contract since my turn with the
clerk is approaching. I tell her my business. She asks for my ID, which I give
to her along with my lease agreement. I tell her to make sure she includes my
apartment number, number 13, on the ID. She tells me my rental agreement states
that I’m in apartment 14. I wonder to myself how this can be considering I’ve
been living in the apartment for close to one month and Adar and I have always understood
it to be apartment 13. She wants a decision.
I decide to call the landlord. He
can quickly straighten this out. He doesn’t answer. I decide to phone Adar. In
five seconds or less, I exasperatingly explain to him my dilemma. I tell him he
must tell me which apartment we live in right away. “Is it 14 or 13?” I sense
the crowd behind me growing more annoyed as I hold up the line with my phone
call. He said he thinks it’s apartment 13. I hang up and tell the clerk to put
apartment 13 on my ID. She asks if I’m sure, and I tell her it’s my final
answer. She prints out my updated insert for my ID and I leave the line.
As I’m heading out of the building Adar phones me again to tell me that he just got off the phone with the landlord and that we actually live
in apartment 14.
It’s now around 4:00. According to the hours I checked this
morning the Ministry of Absorption should be open to 6. I highly doubt this
considering my day, but I decide to continue with my funday because I’m eager
to complete the mission. I decide to walk instead of taking the bus to continue
working off my lunch. I can’t find the Ministry of Absorption. My phone, once
again is of no use. The Ministry of Absorption is located on Dizengoff Street,
quite possibly one of the most confusing streets in the world. More to come on
this street in future blogs. Eager to complete task two I ask a store owner for
directions and I’m given very good directions.
I arrive at destination number 2. The Ministry of Absorption
is open. While passing through security for the fifth time of the day I ask the
guard if there is a long line in the office. He says he can’t tell. I climb a set of stairs to the Absorption offices, and low and behold there is no one in line at all! Yesssssssssss. I’m
seen right away and issued my ulpan voucher within a few minutes. Task two is
now completed.
It’s now approaching past 5:00 and I wonder to myself if I
should go to the Ulpan right away to complete the registration or should I just
wait for another day? Since it’s pretty much on my way home I decided to stop
by to see what would happen. I’m in luck again since the office staff at Ulpan Gordon is still working, and can you believe it, it’s past 5:00 p.m.! I
tell them that I finally obtained the voucher that they needed to register me
for class. I hand them the voucher and they complete my registration. After a
few more pleasant exchanges I get up to leave.
I time my walk home so that I know how much time to leave
myself in the mornings for next week. It takes me 12 minutes or so to get home.
I walk in the door and Adar is already home. I drop my backpack on the floor
and give him a kiss on the cheek and ask how his day was. As for my day?
Mission accomplished, at last:).